In the land of Middle Girth, a plump young hobbit inherits a powerful ring, deep fried in the fires of Mount Doom. Burdened with destroying it, Frodo sets off on an epic, calorie-burning journey with a fellowship of warriors, wizards, and extremely well-fed companions, fuelled by second breakfasts and lembas bread. But the ring whispers promises of unlimited sides and bottomless refills. One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all, and in the deep fat fryer, bind them.
