A Fat Films parody of Pirates of the Caribbean
Captain Jack Sparrow is the worst pirate anyone has ever heard of, but at least they've heard of him. Stumbling through the Caribbean with a compass that points to whatever he craves most (usually the nearest tavern), Jack finds himself caught between a cursed crew of undead pirates, a lovestruck blacksmith, and a governor's daughter who wants more from life than corsets and small portions. With nothing but charm, rum, and a suspiciously well-stocked galley, Captain Jack must outwit them all. Why is the rum always gone? Because Jack drank it. All of it.
